Because life is too complicated for real words
Alex
A person.
What I post/reblog will tell you basically anything you need to know about me.
The awkward moment when you have a thousand tabs open and one starts talking
EVERY FUCKING TIME.
WHERE IS IT OH GOD WHICH ONE IS POSSESSED
:D
Geez…
Did you hear the joke about the butter?
Well I butter not tell you, you might…spread it.
Did you hear the joke about the pizza?
Well I probably shouldn’t tell you, it’s kinda…cheesy.
Did you hear the joke about the corn?
Well I don’t know if I should tell you, it’s kinda…corny.
Did you hear the joke about my penis?
Nvm, I won’t tell you.. It’s too long.
(Source: suupreme)
I wish i could Google anything. I’d search “where the fuck is my Ipod?” and it will be like “Under the couch, you dumbass”
SNAP.
gslkjs LOL AW
LOL Tom’s face!!!
lmaoshfjfds38247hjsf omg i made the same face tom was b4 it finished loading there are tears in my eyes right now
☐ JB is for Jonas Brothers
☐ JB is for Justin Bieber
☐ I’M SO FUCKING TIRED OF ALL OF THIS SHIT. GROW UP!
YOUR ARGUMENT IS INVALID:
☑ JB IS FOR JACK BARAKAT.
(Source: runnawayloves)
This is true :)
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Ahha.
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I feel like I grew a pair today. (Figuratively speaking.)
